Famous Quotes by Steven Wright about Short Quotes

1. "Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang happy birthday." (Birthday Quotes) Click to tweet

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2. "I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything." (Education Quotes) Click to tweet

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3. "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, i’m afraid of widths." (Fear Quotes) Click to tweet

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4. "I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol." (Health Quotes) Click to tweet

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5. "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" (Inspirational Quotes) Click to tweet

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6. "I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol." (Short Quotes) Click to tweet

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7. "I couldn’t repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder." (Short Quotes) Click to tweet

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8. "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." (Short Quotes) Click to tweet

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