Famous Quotes by Erma Bombeck about Family Quotes

1. "Never have more children than you have car windows." (Family Quotes) Click to tweet

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2. "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." (Family Quotes) Click to tweet

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3. "When your mother asks, “do you want a piece of advice?” It’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway." (Family Quotes) Click to tweet

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4. "Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth." (Inspirational Quotes) Click to tweet

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5. "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." (Inspirational Quotes) Click to tweet

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6. "In two decades i’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." (Motivational Quotes) Click to tweet

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7. "Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere." (Short Quotes) Click to tweet

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8. "Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; helen keller is the other." (Success Quotes) Click to tweet

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9. "Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that little league uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother." (Words of Wisdom) Click to tweet

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