19 Funny Love Quotes
1. "Love is sharing your popcorn." (Charles Schultz) Click to tweet
2. "If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" (Lily Tomlin) Click to tweet
3. "Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important." (Lisa Hoffman) Click to tweet
4. "Love sometimes wants to do us a great favor: hold us upside down and shake all the nonsense out." (Hafiz of Persia) Click to tweet
5. "My wife gets all the money i make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning." (Ray Romano) Click to tweet
6. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." (Richard Jeni) Click to tweet
7. "Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding." (Diane Arbus) Click to tweet
8. "Every day i fall more in love with you. Except on those days where you really piss me off."Click to tweet
9. "There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." (Chris Rock) Click to tweet
10. "When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life." (Richard Lewis) Click to tweet
11. "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." (Ingrid Bergman) Click to tweet
12. "Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage." (Ambrose Bierce) Click to tweet
13. "What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork." (Pearl Bailey) Click to tweet
14. "Do you love me because i’m beautiful, or am i beautiful because you love me?" (Oscar Hammerstein) Click to tweet
15. "Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." (Woody Allen) Click to tweet
16. "How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?" (Albert Einstein) Click to tweet
17. "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher." (Socrates) Click to tweet
18. "I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."Click to tweet
19. "To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young man for a greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess." (H.L. Mencken) Click to tweet
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