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19 Funny Love Quotes

1. "Love is sharing your popcorn." (Charles Schultz) Click to tweet

Love is sharing your popcorn. (Charles Schultz);  #LoveQuotes
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2. "If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" (Lily Tomlin) Click to tweet

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? (Lily Tomlin);  #LoveQuotes
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3. "Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important." (Lisa Hoffman) Click to tweet

Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important. (Lisa Hoffman);  #LoveQuotes
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4. "Love sometimes wants to do us a great favor: hold us upside down and shake all the nonsense out." (Hafiz of Persia) Click to tweet

Love sometimes wants to do us a great favor: hold us upside down and shake all the nonsense out. (Hafiz of Persia);  #LoveQuotes
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5. "My wife gets all the money i make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning." (Ray Romano) Click to tweet

My wife gets all the money i make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. (Ray Romano);  #LoveQuotes
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6. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." (Richard Jeni) Click to tweet

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. (Richard Jeni);  #LoveQuotes
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7. "Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding." (Diane Arbus) Click to tweet

Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding. (Diane Arbus);  #LoveQuotes
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8. "Every day i fall more in love with you. Except on those days where you really piss me off."Click to tweet

Every day i fall more in love with you. Except on those days where you really piss me off.FALSE
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9. "There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." (Chris Rock) Click to tweet

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. (Chris Rock);  #LoveQuotes
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10. "When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life." (Richard Lewis) Click to tweet

When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. (Richard Lewis);  #LoveQuotes
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11. "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." (Ingrid Bergman) Click to tweet

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. (Ingrid Bergman);  #LoveQuotes
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12. "Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage." (Ambrose Bierce) Click to tweet

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. (Ambrose Bierce);  #LoveQuotes
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13. "What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork." (Pearl Bailey) Click to tweet

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. (Pearl Bailey);  #LoveQuotes
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14. "Do you love me because i’m beautiful, or am i beautiful because you love me?" (Oscar Hammerstein) Click to tweet

Do you love me because i’m beautiful, or am i beautiful because you love me? (Oscar Hammerstein);  #LoveQuotes
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15. "Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." (Woody Allen) Click to tweet

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. (Woody Allen);  #LoveQuotes
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16. "How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?" (Albert Einstein) Click to tweet

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? (Albert Einstein);  #LoveQuotes
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17. "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher." (Socrates) Click to tweet

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. (Socrates);  #LoveQuotes
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18. "I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."Click to tweet

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.FALSE
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19. "To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young man for a greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess." (H.L. Mencken) Click to tweet

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young man for a greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess. (H.L. Mencken);  #LoveQuotes
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