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8 The Best And Funniest Quotes

1. "If someone says you’re weird, say “thank you”." (Ellen DeGeneres) Click to tweet

If someone says you’re weird, say “thank you”. (Ellen DeGeneres);  #BestQuotes
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2. "Rich people plan for three generations. Poor people plan for saturday night." (Gloria Steinem) Click to tweet

Rich people plan for three generations. Poor people plan for saturday night. (Gloria Steinem);  #BestQuotes
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3. "You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks." (Winston Churchill) Click to tweet

You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. (Winston Churchill);  #BestQuotes
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4. "The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That’s all you need to know." (Marcus Aurelius) Click to tweet

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That’s all you need to know. (Marcus Aurelius);  #BestQuotes
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5. "The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing." (Oscar Wilde) Click to tweet

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing. (Oscar Wilde);  #BestQuotes
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6. "Virtue is what you do when nobody is looking. The rest is marketing." (Nassim Nicholas Taleb) Click to tweet

Virtue is what you do when nobody is looking. The rest is marketing. (Nassim Nicholas Taleb);  #BestQuotes
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7. "I have great faith in fools – self-confidence my friends will call it." (Edgar Allan Poe) Click to tweet

I have great faith in fools – self-confidence my friends will call it. (Edgar Allan Poe);  #BestQuotes
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8. "In heaven, all the interesting people are missing." (Friedrich Nietzsche) Click to tweet

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing. (Friedrich Nietzsche);  #BestQuotes
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