22 Funny And Surprising Friendship Quotes
1. "I love how badass we think we are when we’re together."Click to tweet
2. "Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom." (Francis Bacon) Click to tweet
3. "Friendship is love minus sex plus reason: love is friendship plus sex minus reason."Click to tweet
4. "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." (Linda Grayson) Click to tweet
5. "I’m a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me." (Toni Morrison) Click to tweet
6. "I like to hang out with people who make me forget to look at my phone."Click to tweet
7. "No one will ever be as entertained by us as us."Click to tweet
8. "True friendship is when you walk into their house and your wifi connects automatically."Click to tweet
9. "There are small ships and big ships but the best ships are friendships."Click to tweet
10. "The better the friend, the less cleaning you do before he comes over."Click to tweet
11. "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall i will pick you up after i finish laughing."Click to tweet
12. "The friendship of one intelligent man is better than that of all the unintelligent." (Democritus) Click to tweet
13. "Friendship, like credit, is highest when it is not used." (Elbert Hubbard) Click to tweet
14. "A day spent with you is my favorite day. So today is my new favorite day." (Winnie The Pooh) Click to tweet
15. "You are i are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."Click to tweet
16. "A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success." (Doug Larson) Click to tweet
17. "I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends… they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights." (Oscar Levant) Click to tweet
18. "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." (Oprah Winfrey) Click to tweet
19. "Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."Click to tweet
20. "The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne." (Samuel Johnson) Click to tweet
21. "The older i get the more selective i am of who is in my tribe. I would rather have four quarters than a hundred pennies."Click to tweet
22. "The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money." (Mark Twain) Click to tweet
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