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14 Funny Short Love Quotes


1. "143 (1 = i, 4 = love, 3 = you)." (Fred Rogers) Click to tweet
143 (1 = i, 4 = love, 3 = you). (Fred Rogers);  #LoveQuotes
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2. "Love is being stupid together." (Paul Valery) Click to tweet
Love is being stupid together. (Paul Valery);  #LoveQuotes
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3. "If jack’s in love, he’s no judge of jill’s beauty." (Benjamin Franklin) Click to tweet
If jack’s in love, he’s no judge of jill’s beauty. (Benjamin Franklin);  #LoveQuotes
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4. "Love is a two-way street constantly under construction." (Carroll Bryant) Click to tweet
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. (Carroll Bryant);  #LoveQuotes
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5. "I love you more than coffee – but please don’t make me prove it." (Elizabeth Evans) Click to tweet
I love you more than coffee – but please don’t make me prove it. (Elizabeth Evans);  #LoveQuotes
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6. "True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen." (Francois de La Rochefoucauld) Click to tweet
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. (Francois de La Rochefoucauld);  #LoveQuotes
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7. "Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." (Thomas Dewar) Click to tweet
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. (Thomas Dewar);  #LoveQuotes
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8. "Love is like a fart – if you have to force it it’s probably crap."Click to tweet
Love is like a fart – if you have to force it it’s probably crap.FALSE
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9. "I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her." (Rodney Dangerfield) Click to tweet
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. (Rodney Dangerfield);  #LoveQuotes
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10. "I love you and it’s getting worse." (Joseph E. Morris) Click to tweet
I love you and it’s getting worse. (Joseph E. Morris);  #LoveQuotes
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11. "Love; a temporary insanity curable by marriage." (Ambrose Bierce) Click to tweet
Love; a temporary insanity curable by marriage. (Ambrose Bierce);  #LoveQuotes
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12. "Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock." (Jewish proverb) Click to tweet
Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock. (Jewish proverb);  #LoveQuotes
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13. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." (Richard Jeni) Click to tweet
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. (Richard Jeni);  #LoveQuotes
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14. "Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you." (Joey Adam) Click to tweet
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. (Joey Adam);  #LoveQuotes
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