14 Funny Short Love Quotes
1. "143 (1 = i, 4 = love, 3 = you)." (Fred Rogers) Click to tweet
2. "Love is being stupid together." (Paul Valery) Click to tweet
3. "If jack’s in love, he’s no judge of jill’s beauty." (Benjamin Franklin) Click to tweet
4. "Love is a two-way street constantly under construction." (Carroll Bryant) Click to tweet
5. "I love you more than coffee – but please don’t make me prove it." (Elizabeth Evans) Click to tweet
6. "True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen." (Francois de La Rochefoucauld) Click to tweet
7. "Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." (Thomas Dewar) Click to tweet
8. "Love is like a fart – if you have to force it it’s probably crap."Click to tweet
9. "I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her." (Rodney Dangerfield) Click to tweet
10. "I love you and it’s getting worse." (Joseph E. Morris) Click to tweet
11. "Love; a temporary insanity curable by marriage." (Ambrose Bierce) Click to tweet
12. "Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock." (Jewish proverb) Click to tweet
13. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." (Richard Jeni) Click to tweet
14. "Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you." (Joey Adam) Click to tweet
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