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18 Funny And Surprising Famous Quotes

1. "I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact." (Elon Musk)

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. (Elon Musk);  #FamousQuotes
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2. "I don’t care what you think of me. I don’t think of you at all." (Coco Chanel)

I don’t care what you think of me. I don’t think of you at all. (Coco Chanel);  #FamousQuotes
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3. "No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar." (Abraham Lincoln)

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. (Abraham Lincoln);  #FamousQuotes
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4. "If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck." (Elvis Presley)

If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck. (Elvis Presley);  #FamousQuotes
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5. "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." (Oprah Winfrey)

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. (Oprah Winfrey);  #FamousQuotes
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6. "Fame is like caviar, you know — it’s good to have caviar but not when you have it at every meal." (Marilyn Monroe)

Fame is like caviar, you know — it’s good to have caviar but not when you have it at every meal. (Marilyn Monroe);  #FamousQuotes
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7. "The best things in life are free. The second best things are very expensive." (Coco Chanel)

The best things in life are free. The second best things are very expensive. (Coco Chanel);  #FamousQuotes
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8. "I don’t have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit." (Elizabeth Taylor)

I don’t have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit. (Elizabeth Taylor);  #FamousQuotes
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9. "Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." (Kurt Vonnegut)

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. (Kurt Vonnegut);  #FamousQuotes
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10. "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal)

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. (Blaise Pascal);  #FamousQuotes
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11. "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." (Oscar Wilde)

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. (Oscar Wilde);  #FamousQuotes
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12. "Always roll up the sleeves on your shirt. It gives the impression that you’re working, even if you’re not." (Ashton Kutcher)

Always roll up the sleeves on your shirt. It gives the impression that you’re working, even if you’re not. (Ashton Kutcher);  #FamousQuotes
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13. "The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress." (Ashton Kutcher)

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress. (Ashton Kutcher);  #FamousQuotes
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14. "I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven." (Barbra Streisand)

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. (Barbra Streisand);  #FamousQuotes
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15. "Being president is like running a cemetery: you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening." (Bill Clinton)

Being president is like running a cemetery: you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening. (Bill Clinton);  #FamousQuotes
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16. "If you can’t convince them, confuse them." (Harry S. Truman)

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. (Harry S. Truman);  #FamousQuotes
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17. "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." (Benjamin Franklin)

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. (Benjamin Franklin);  #FamousQuotes
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18. "I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." (Edgar Allan Poe)

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. (Edgar Allan Poe);  #FamousQuotes
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